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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Wanna have a good laugh?

Hey, would you like to see my First Papercrafting Projects, circa 2006?

This blog entry comes with a drinking game....take a shot every time you spot Fun Fur! (I had a serious Fun Fur problem for a while there.) Plus, the alcohol will make the cards look much better.

I apologize for the photography, but you don't want to see the details, trust.

Here is my very first swap card: (Fun Fur - Drink!)



This was my second swap card. This one has too much stuff everywhere, but I still think that the flower bouquet is kind of a cute idea.


Next, I joined a swap for a bag and a tag. (Fun Fur! - Drink!)


This group was a swap where we exchanged stamped images and had to make cards from them. The images that I received were difficult to work with, but that doesn't excuse this level of ugly. (Fun Fur! - Drink!)

Finally, the hottest mess of all. My bff must have done something terrible, because this is the card that I sent to her. I call it "suspender boob":

Everywhere your eye wanders on this card, you say "No! Why!? Why the side boob? Why the suspender? Why the orange distressing in the middle of everything?" At least I left the Fun Fur alone on that one.


If you would like to post your first or worst, please link back so we can all enjoy them!

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16 Comments:

Blogger Elena said...

Oh my goodness, Krystie Lee, you had me laughing. I don't think I have any photos of my early stuff and I am glad! Does it count if I drank hot cocoa with a splash of Bailey's? Happy Thanksgiving :)

November 23, 2009 4:23 PM  
Blogger Rachel D said...

What makes me laugh is that I used the very same pink/olive green striped paper for one of my earliest projects - a batch of shower invitations. Fortunately I hadn't discovered stamping at that point (it would have only added to the damage). But, yes, thank goodness we grow into our styles.

November 23, 2009 6:21 PM  
Blogger Lori Barnett said...

Seriously?! Those are your creations? I would NEVER guess!! My favorite is the suspender boob....I'll drink to that! bwahahahaha!!

November 24, 2009 12:36 AM  
Blogger Susan Raihala said...

suspender boob!!??!?!?! Bwaahaaahaaa!

Thanks. I needed that.

Unfortunately, I don't have photos from the early days. We only had dial-up so I didn't start posting cards to SCS until my fun fur and fiber phase was over.

Oh, the messes I made. And I was so proud of them. But shouldn't we be proud? I mean, we're creating. And nothing could be worse than the worst card ever posted to SCS's gallery. Was it Bluebear's foil flower? Ahhhhh, my eyes!!!!!

November 24, 2009 4:23 AM  
Blogger Ann Martin said...

Thanks for starting my day out with a good chuckle. You've come a longggg way, baby!

November 24, 2009 5:08 AM  
Blogger Susie said...

so fun and awesome...you have come a long way baby:)

November 24, 2009 8:15 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

OMG that is hysterical! Thanks so much for making me laugh so hard. I will have to dig up some of my old cards - they're pretty bad too!!

November 24, 2009 5:36 PM  
Blogger Kim P said...

Too funny! You have definitely come a long way!

I started stamping after the fun fur craze. Hope that is not a trend that returns! LOL

November 24, 2009 9:36 PM  
OpenID ninasays said...

Heehee. Love the "drink" part. And the suspender boob is hilarious!! (I can totally relate btw!) Great post, thank you!!

November 25, 2009 1:44 AM  
Anonymous denise;) said...

What is wrong with them? Why is everyone making fun? I think they're FAB and i'm off to case Suspender Boob immediately. You're all nutz!
;)

November 25, 2009 10:51 AM  
Blogger Andrea said...

your first cards....could have been mine....I have actually left my first cards up at splitcoast just so that after I had a big meal and needed to purge I could look at something that would make me throw up...enjoy
http://www.splitcoaststampers.com/gallery/photo/227955?&cat=500&ppuser=35180
this frog one I was sooo proud off as he was shrinky dinky'd- wow
and I coloured on the inside of the tag- highly advanced technique and attention to detail...barf

December 1, 2009 9:07 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

HI-Larious! omg I don't even want to revisit the early days of papercrafting- you are a brave soul!

December 1, 2009 2:40 PM  
Blogger Lisa H. said...

thanks for the chuckle! love your commentary. ummmm, I don't even know what fun fur is? maybe that's a good thing ;)

December 2, 2009 5:00 AM  
Blogger Kelly S. said...

I just found this post, Krystie Lee...sooo funny! Not only were my initial creations from any sketch known to man...they were so LARGE! Like, "take a piece of cardstock and fold it in half LARGE!" More room to put every item you purchased at the local craft store on at once, hee!

December 21, 2009 6:20 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Thankfully this shows that there is still hope for me! :) I can't help but laugh - and I'm still laughing about the telemarketer call below...

January 12, 2010 7:22 AM  
Blogger Beth M said...

Oh my goodness. . . I just stumbled on your blog from a link on facebook by Julie (HRR) and I'm so glad I did. You creations are adorable but these oldies and your commentary are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. p.s. My starting cards looked a whole lot like yours. My mom is a knitter and would bring me scraps of fun furr for my cards. :)

January 21, 2010 10:52 AM  

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